Free Sludge!

My friend at work has been drinking the free coffee since he started.

It doesn’t look good, and he told me that it isĀ horrible, but was quick to point out that the “gourmet” coffee for sale in the cafeteria isn’t very good either.

After a couple months of witnessing this, I decided to throw caution to the wind and give it a try.

Taking his advice, I added powdered creamer and a couple packets of Splenda.

My first sip confirmed Paul’s sentiments exactly. Horrible! It was about five minutes later that I got an inexplicable urge to drink some more.

Imagine, if you can, what sweetened liquid cardboard with a hint of coffee flavor might taste like. It’s the only way I can think of to describe the actual flavor.

Somehow, I think I am a fan.